the ends justify the means (or some shit like that)

i didn’t learn much

from my 8 a.m. economics class

during my sophomore year of college

partly because of the tortuous

time of day, but mostly

because i dropped it

however, i have since developed

a working knowledge of this subject

courtesy of #45, who when faced

with America’s impending economic doom

suggested that the sick, quite literally

inject themselves with Clorox

*Published in The Alien Buddha Destroys the Economy by Alien Buddha Press