Thursday, June 4, 2020

the ends justify the means (or some shit like that)

i didn’t learn much
from my 8 a.m. economics class
during my sophomore year of college
partly because of the tortuous
time of day, but mostly
because i dropped it

however, i have since developed
a working knowledge of this subject
courtesy of #45, who when faced
with America’s impending economic doom
suggested that the sick, quite literally
inject themselves with Clorox

*Published in The Alien Buddha Destroys the Economy by Alien Buddha Press