Friday, March 8, 2019

*St. Peter Inserts Audible Sigh*

At the end of my life, when I’ve made the inevitable jaunt to that ever-elusive other side, I hope, nay pray, I never receive my complete tally of “hours spent in front of screen scrolling...scrolling...scrolling.”

heaven's pearly gates
but first
Instagram that sh*t

*Published in Issue #39 of Failed Haiku